December 2, 2018 - Portmanteau Suitcase

Real Housewife of Silicon Valley

Posted on: December 2, 2018

So, after an amazing Napa trip with my professional wine-tasting in-laws, I took the week off and did my best impression of a Real Housewife of Silicon Valley. […]

Birds

Bird Update: Shit Where You Eat

Posted on: December 2, 2018

Pardon the crudeness, but the birds have reached a new low. Their terratorial-ness/laziness and desire to be as close as possible to their food has resulted in the […]