* blah, blah, blah–
Me: Oh B, can you hold on a minute?
Me: Puts the phone down in my lap Yeah, thanks for crossing on a green, you big a-hole.
Hapless pedestrian gives the most non-apologetic “Sorry” wave ever. Loser
Me: Ok, I’m back.
B: Did you just call someone an a-hole?
Me: Yes. But the windows were up.
B: You interupted the conversation to call someone an a-hole with your windows were up?
Me: Well, yeah. I’m not supposed to be driving with my phone so I put it down before I said anything. Maybe he can read lips.