Where have I been?!?!!? I know! Well, I moved into a new place and I haven’t set up internet yet. But really, that’s not a good excuse since […]

*Sigh*  I was so proud of myself a few weeks ago when I transformed my car from a broken Pididle (one headlamp out) to a fully functioning, street-legal […]

“Um, the question is ‘What do not [redacted]?’ Alec” EXACTLY! I don’t think there are any impressionable children who read this blog (please, no), but still, I can’t […]

My first year of med school, I lived with four guys in an Adams Morgan house. The whole situation emerged from Craigslist.org and emails so I’m lucky that […]

Yay, January 1st! I love the New Year. I love the opportunity to reflect on things, at least until I get distracted by something. I’m hungry, I’m thirsty, […]

Hmmm, how do you spell. “PU!” Maybe periods would help, but then where would the exclamation point go? Either way, if you could hear me, I am saying […]

I am so cold. Like, hoodie-wearing, why-is-the-AC-on cold. I am shivering outside, I double up on layers when I’m overnight at the hospital (Aside: WHY are there 8 […]

Have you ever met a person who, while superficially socially capable, gives off a slight air of a.) awkward b.) odd c.)off or d.) all of the above? […]

Martha’s Vineyard was awesome! After the Boston daytrip, it was off to the Rhode Island quick ferry preceded by a little bit of totally classy tailgating in the […]

First, a clarification. I was not physically hung over driving into work on Wednesday. No, no. On planes, it’s strictly water for me. I had a mini-bottle of […]